On my personal list of 1st World issues, this
Black
Series Walmart exclusivity has just surpassed "shortage of CoffeeMate mocha creamer at the grocery stores". (Emphasis on BS.)
I figured with fewer outlets, there'd be more deliveries per store even if overall numbers were lower. And an online presence would mean I didn't have to make extra trips to Walmart to compensate for not having to visit other brick-and-mortar. Aside from one bountiful visit, it's been slim pickings.
Dear Santa at the end of the annual Macy's parade that ushers in the yuletide season, please let my dreams of a black series Christmas come true. Lightly smite the powers that be at Walmart and Hasbro so they see the error of their ways. They make more products. We spend. They move into bigger mansions and drive more exotic cars. And Tunghori profits from his gray market enterprise. Everyone wins.
[And just my luck -- wrong thread.

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