Why? Why would someone decide to procreate so late in life?
Don't tell me he never had the chance before. Was he even thinking about his offspring? It's not like Dave's the epitome of good health. With his heart, he could be standing in line behind John Ritter tomorrow. Will he even make it to his kid's junior high school graduation?
And does he even know who the mother is? These media sluts make me sick.
It's nothing but vanity on his part.
Good luck, Baby Letterman.