Me and you, Matt, I think we don't exactly get each other all the time. 
Damn, the internet's a tricky place... Oh, I getchya just fine Matt, at least this time anyway! I just didn't use enough (any) smileys for you to get
me apparently...
I was going to throw some in there so you'd know I was just messin' with the whole thing, but I thought you'd figure that out with all of my silly repetitive response there!
Guess not...
Now I will not pretend like I didn't hear that one. How dare you. How dare you, sir. To this day, the only thing that Cory and I have ever agreed upon is that the other one sucks. . . I wasn't saying "watch out" for the pan-and-scan version like "hey, wow, get that one". It was more like "pan-and-scan is the devil, make sure you don't accidentally get that kind! 
"
Just a lighthearted jab at our resident DVD King
, for even wasting your breath bringing up the ridiculous "pan-and-scan" format. I know they're out there, as do most folks, and I think we're all well aware to keep our eyes open so as not to mistakenly scoop one up - especially since most movies are still available in both formats for some stupid reason. Heck, even Cory's supposedly finally gotten with the Widescreen program...
Guess I should stop in the DVD thread a little more often so you don't think I'm a total dope when it comes to these things...
(Hell, Matt--you wait too much longer, and you'll identify more with Lumbergh than you will with Peter.)
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I'll pretend I didn't hear that either...
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Now what the hell was wrong with that?!?! That was kind of a funny joke, that really can't be appreciated until you've at least seen the film. . . [CarnorJax] 
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And again, I almost added the clarifying statement that "I'll assume that was an age crack on my
old ass!
", but didn't since I figured you'd figure that I figured that out!
(which I obviously did) Yes, I'll give you
funny on that one!
And considering the plethora of age jokes that fly around JD (and that I'm one of the worst culprits), no offense taken...
[CarnorJax] [/CarnorJax]
That's another funny point for you BTW!
Put off buying three Star Wars figures for the next week or two...
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Or that.
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Now what? Wasn't making any smart-ass comment, really--I'm sure you have a really nice collection, Matt. Just saying that you can finally pick up this DVD for about as much as it would cost you to buy three Star Wars figures, that's all.
Oh, c'mon now! I was cracking a joke on myself there! Suggesting that I not buy Star Wars figures for a couple weeks, is like telling an alcoholic to lay off the booze for a while... Get it?
I was being funny at my own expense! (at least in
my pea-sized noggin
) That barely even had anything to do with what you said really.
Mothershitter!
And especially that!
That one's at least a little obvious though, isn't it? Hopefully...?
Me and you, Matt, I think we don't exactly get each other all the time.
We'll have to work on that then. This can be lesson one in our class of mutual understanding...
1. Always use winking or kissy smileys when using sarcasm.
And just 'cause I know how much you love these - here's a few more so you can better understand where I'm coming from:
And maybe a few of Scott's famous dancing chickens so that there's definitely no possibility of further confusion here...
Granted last week's "Louise" response was a bit outta left field, but I figured a movie buff like yourself would catch on. I'll work on it though!
(<------- last one for now, I swear!)
