Allow us to say "b!tch". Come on, open it up. It's just another one of those PG-13 words, just like bastard, damn, hell, and ass. They even say it on broadcast television, and if they can say it there, we oughta be able to say it here.
It's just common sense. What if we have a "what kind of dog do you have?" thread? Here's what it might look like:
"I have a three-year-old Lab bitch named 'Sally'."
"A three-year-old Lab what?"
"A bitch."
"A what?!?!"
"A bitch! You know, a female dog?"
"I still don't understand. . .

"
And so on, and so forth. Could you imagine a "Quentin Tarantino appreciation thread", and how that might go?
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother******! Say "what" one more ***damn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
It just doesn't even make any sense, really. . .
So, in closing, Mr. Gorbechev, let us say b.tch!