(JediMAC, you're exempt.) 
Certainly understandable there, and I appreciate your honest recognition of my raging manliness Matt, but I figured I'd give it a shot anyway to see if someone could knock Adam off his JD Man of the Year perch...
YOUR SCORE
10.0%
5.0 points out of 50AVG SCORE
30.5% 15.2 points out of 50
30896 have taken this test so far.
26445 people have scored higher than you.
3076 people have scored lower than you.
1375 people made the same grade as you.
What does this mean? *
5 points is in the 0 through 9 points range
Stud! You're a manly man! May I suggest some more contact sports like football? You can watch big, strong athletes sweat away as they tap each other's ass.I got nailed on the eyebrow plucking one for sure. But dammit, if I didn't pluck once a week, I'd have a freaking uni-brow! Ain't no caterpillar walkin' across my forehead...

I've also jokingly been called gay on more than a few occasions by my buddies due to my extremely clean and meticulous nature when it comes to my house, apartment, etc (though not myself so much). But I do have an impeccable taste in sweaters!

...and I do like to go dancing at clubs, though I rarely ever go anymore. Not sure what the other two that I "missed" were though.
I'm
so going to hit on Adam and Josh if I ever meet them though, so I can knock their scores up a little!
