Virex's monthly "Anyone want a free Suncoast DVD coupon?" thread

[JediMAC]

Also, I've changed my name to "Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015".  The old name, frankly, just wasn't Star Warsy enough.

Mr. Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015, I think you still need to add a "Darth" or "Jedi" into your name there somewhere, otherwise you're really no better off, as it still doesn't sound very Star Warsy to me.  Thanks for your consideration...

And is 2015 when Hasbro's license runs out, or is that when we'll see the final Trilogy?  You lost me there.  Thanks.

[Scott]

Guys, please stay on topic or I'm going to have to ban all of you for being idiots...back to anime

[JediMAC]

I definitely agree!  And might I add, it's nice to see you finally chime in here sfg!  You always seem to sum things up so well, and succinctly...  

[Diddly]

Guys, please stay on topic or I'm going to have to ban all of you for being idiots...back to anime

hey you can;t bannnnn me!!1!!!1 i am d bestest posterrr on dese forem!111! bo;>,w dowin 2 meself!@!!134#$

[Matt]

Guys, please stay on topic or I'm going to have to ban all of you for being idiots...back to anime

Speaking of the topic. . .

What is the topic, here, anyway?

I like the idea that this is my thread, and I haven't a clue as to what's going on.

[Matt]

Mr. Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015, I think you still need to add a "Darth" or "Jedi" into your name there somewhere, otherwise you're really no better off, as it still doesn't sound very Star Warsy to me.  Thanks for your consideration...

Gimme a sec.

And is 2015 when Hasbro's license runs out, or is that when we'll see the final Trilogy?  You lost me there.  Thanks.

Okay.  2015 has nothing to do with Star Wars, and the only person here who might have any idea what that's a reference to is Xander, but that's a long shot, and he's not even usually here, anyway, so whatever.  

But, if it makes you feel better, then the answer to your question is "yes".

Does that help you?

[hansolo_506]

A Virex Tribute
(sung to the tune of "Four Leaf Clover")

I'm looking over
a Virex name change
that I've overlooked before.

One name was cutesy,
the other was curt,
one left the others
just eating his dirt.

And there is no need explaining,
the one remaining,
is meant for you to adore!

Yes, we're overlooking
a Virex name change
that we've overlooked....
         (you better call him Mister)
that we've overlooked before!


BTW : if we are off topic in the thread now - I like ham!

[Matt]

A Virex Tribute
(sung to the tune of "Four Leaf Clover")

I'm looking over
a Virex name change
that I've overlooked before.

One name was cutesy,
the other was curt,
one left the others
just eating his dirt.

And there is no need explaining,
the one remaining,
is meant for you to adore!

Yes, we're overlooking
a Virex name change
that we've overlooked....
         (you better call him Mister)
that we've overlooked before!


BTW : if we are off topic in the thread now - I like ham!

Okay.

1. Henrik Wulff Ragamuffin
2. jjks
3. hansolo_506

Who's next?

[Matt]

Mr. Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015, I think you still need to add a "Darth" or "Jedi" into your name there somewhere, otherwise you're really no better off, as it still doesn't sound very Star Warsy to me.  Thanks for your consideration...

You know, on second thought, Matt, I'm going to have to nix this whole "add a 'Darth' or a 'Jedi' into your name somewhere" idea.

I do see your point, but if I did that, then it would just get silly, wouldn't it?

[hansolo_506]

I'm, sorry... did I miss something?

Was this not a Virex appreciation thread?

And how did I get on the short list?

Sorry if you didn't like my song... I thought it was kinda catchy.

[Chris]

No, it's not Rebelscum until we get a worthless post from GNT.

"All Peter Jackson does is transfer the books to film, big deal".

NOW it's Rebelscum.

There is a lot that we put up with here at JediDefender, but don't you ever disgrace my forums or site again by associating us with such a place.

I am god, so deal with it!

 

[Matt]

I'm, sorry... did I miss something?

Was this not a Virex appreciation thread?

And how did I get on the short list?

Sorry if you didn't like my song... I thought it was kinda catchy.

First of all, you're old.  "Four Leaf Clover"?  WTF is that?  Some kind of old 78 RPM-type deal?  I can't even relate to that, which takes me out of your "song/joke/whatever" from the get-go.  

And secondly, this whole thread was created out of my desire to do something nice for my fellow forumites, many of whom I've talked down to, mocked, patronized, abused, harassed, made fun of, or otherwise treated like sh!t over the years.  I wanted to kind of repay my debt to the internet society by offering up (for free, mind you) some coupons, that were honestly pretty crappy to begin with.

But nooooooooooo!  Virex can't have that!  And all of the little trolls and ne'er-do-wells, led by a so-called "moderator", of this very site, came out of the woodwork to f--k my thread up.

But you know what?  It's okay.

I see how you all are.

[Angry Ewok]

Brilliant.

[JediMAC]

But, if it makes you feel better, then the answer to your question is "yes".

Excellent!  That's indeed the answer I was hoping for.  Cool.  

Uh...  Wait a sec.  

You know, on second thought, Matt, I'm going to have to nix this whole "add a 'Darth' or a 'Jedi' into your name somewhere" idea.

I do see your point, but if I did that, then it would just get silly, wouldn't it?

No.  This is a Star Wars site after all.  Therefore, it's time to get with the program.  Try this one on for size:

Virex Darth Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015 Jedi

I think that might help you fit in a little better around here, and then you wouldn't get hassled so much by the likes of Henrik, jjks, and hs_506.  Just a thought...

So anyway, is that Anime coupon still up for grabs?

[Scott]