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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1260 on: May 11, 2005, 12:09 PM »
Re: Lohan.

Wow.  Actually, I take that back.  Yikes.

If you look really closely against her hip, you can see the outline of a crackpipe hidden in her dress.   ;)

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1261 on: May 11, 2005, 12:50 PM »
NOOOOOOOO!


Damn this is getting bad. What next? Jessica Simpson will put on 50lbs?

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1262 on: May 11, 2005, 04:47 PM »
My wife love Rachel Ray so we watch a lot of her.  Every time she's on though, I think of those pics from FHM. . .they're kind of sexy, but kind of weird.  I think it's that she's grinning so much in them.    She's gotten better looking still, though.  Her latest season's shows she's pretty hawt.  Obnoxious (E.V.O.O), but hawt.

Another hottie chef:

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1263 on: May 11, 2005, 04:57 PM »
I can't stand watching Rachel, she is annoying, so, to me, not hot,,,,,,,,,,, :-\

Maybe Lindsay's Boobies popped?

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1264 on: May 12, 2005, 01:13 AM »
May I submit for your consideration a thought that will surely be unpopular, but in need of pointing out -- Natalie Portman is in decline. Here:

1999. Fine, indeed.


2002. Nice, but skin's looking a little nicotine-yellow.


2003. Not bad, either, but with maturity comes a new homeliness.


2004. Ack!


2005. Here's where I'm thrown. Looking' good. But based on 2004, I don't trust what I see anymore.




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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1265 on: May 12, 2005, 02:34 AM »
I never really thought she was stellar...Her shaved head doesn't bother me at all.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1266 on: May 12, 2005, 05:29 AM »
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1267 on: May 12, 2005, 01:05 PM »
HEY!... if you're gonna shoot someone in the hotties thread..do it the right way!


BANG!
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1268 on: May 12, 2005, 05:30 PM »
Someone put up this auction for a custom Bai Ling Playboy figure.

Bai Ling

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1269 on: May 12, 2005, 05:58 PM »
Someone put up this auction for a custom Bai Ling Playboy figure.

Umm...



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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1270 on: May 12, 2005, 07:09 PM »
That is FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!

Who here's going to bid on it??
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1271 on: May 12, 2005, 07:23 PM »
Who here's going to bid on it??

His auction would get a lot more action (with the Star Wars collectors anyway), if he customized that figure in scale with the rest of the 4" line, instead of making it 6".  Oh well.  Guess I won't be adding a custom Playboy Bai into my senate diorama after all, which is sad, since Hasbro's probably nixed her from their plans after Lucas cut her scene outta the movie...  :-\

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1272 on: May 12, 2005, 08:47 PM »
And if Lucas sticks it on the DVD, what happens then? Archive Droid treatment?  ;)
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1273 on: May 13, 2005, 12:08 AM »
I'd just like to take a moment to remind everone how goregous Ziyi Zhang is.


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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1274 on: May 13, 2005, 11:29 AM »
It's hard to stick to 5, but I'll try.

Monica Bellucci-the hottest woman on the planet



Kate Beckinsale-looking really hot in her Van Helsing outfit



Portia deRossi-Yeah, she's with Ellen, but she's still hot



Nicole Kidman-man I wish she was still a redhead



Kate Winslet-She's classy and well built