Dave's turning 35?!

Sweet! I've got a year on him now, for at least the next 8 1/2 months anyway. Just a youthful 34, I am. Damn, Dave's OLD. He's getting up into the realm with Dale and Brent now!
But hopefully a Happy Birthday for you anyway, Dave! I'll shoot you a pack of Depends and some Excedrin, or something helpful like that. Have a great one, and drink another beer, on Scott, for me! Don't forget to send him the tab! Or Scott, perhaps you can just Paypal Dave about $12 to cover the both of us... Thanks!
- Mateo, the 34 year-old