Thank you all for the birthday wishes guys.

Happy birthday punk, hope you enjoy the ceiling fan you got as an early present 
And thank you Brent for bringing that up.

Guess I should explain now, though it's the abbreviated version of the story. It involves the MR Anakin's FX saber, a glass ceiling light fixture in our bedroom and a high speed collision. The saber made out without a scratch, and the light fixture, well, let's just say it's gone to a better place now.

So with that out of the picture, that just opened up the door for the ceiling fan my wife has been wanting in there for several months. But no, just because I had to go buy it and pay for it yesterday, doesn't make it a birthday gift to myself.