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Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« on: February 29, 2004, 03:03 PM »
I was dreaming last night that Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder were in a Boxing Match being promoted by Don King.  I think Stevie would kick Ray's ass if it were to go down.  

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My dream of a Manute Bol/Fridge Perry came true thanks to the fine folks at FOX.  

Anyone you want to see meet in the squared circle?
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2004, 03:14 PM »
Tom Brokah
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Larry King

Now that would be a sight to see!  ;D
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2004, 03:50 PM »
Sure they look like friends now but I think Dave Coulier (if he were alive) would make Bob Sagat look like a tomato can



Sadly, with Dave dead, this isn't going to happen :'(
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2004, 05:14 PM »
Eminem vs. Vanilla Ice

R. Kelly vs. Kobe

Kevin vs. Morgbug at the flagpole, at 3:00. :-*

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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2004, 07:08 PM »
Me Vs. Justin Timberlake.

He's just asking to be punched in the face.
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #5 on: March 1, 2004, 11:09 AM »
Oprah Winfrey vs David Letterman...something tells me Oprah will kick Dave's ass too

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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #6 on: March 1, 2004, 11:15 AM »
Christopher Reeve vs. Stephen Hawking.
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #7 on: March 1, 2004, 11:22 AM »
 Hawking in an 8 second KO
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #8 on: March 1, 2004, 11:31 AM »
Gary Coleman vs Emmanuel Lewis
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #9 on: March 1, 2004, 11:47 AM »
Shania Twain vs Celine Dion!

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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #10 on: March 1, 2004, 11:51 AM »
Shania will fall over dead from having to look at Celine...
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #11 on: March 1, 2004, 02:09 PM »
Mickey Rooney vs The Ghost of Buddy Hackett

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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #12 on: March 1, 2004, 02:25 PM »


So THAT'S the guy in the Quizno's commercial. I thought they were mutant hamsters or something.

I can get some sleep now.

How 'bout Jake Lloyd vs. Haley Joel Osmet?
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #13 on: March 1, 2004, 03:37 PM »
LOL this is some funny ****

How about...

Hillary Clinton vs Monica Lewinsky with Linda Tripp as the guest referee!
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Re: Celebrity Boxing Matches YOU Want To See
« Reply #14 on: March 1, 2004, 05:52 PM »
Star Jones VS. a cheese steak
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