#1 Suspect

You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!
(Side note: I was recently re-visiting the PWBA DVD, listening to the Tim Burton/Paul Reubens commentary, and Reubens made a point of mentioning that the correct spelling of his character's name was "Pee-wee"--yes, hyphenated, with a small "w". Somehow, I think we may have an impostor here.)