My condolences to you and your Vintage collection Sarge. That really sucks, and is the nightmare that most of us collectors always pray we are lucky enough to avoid. BTW, my wife is blonde to, and let me tell ya', she does some rather mindlessly aggravating stuff sometimes too!
Best of luck with the clean up and rebuilding process. Just tell your wife that you're not taking her out to dinner for the rest of the year to compensate for her actions. That should save you up some cash to replace some of your damaged loot!
But keep in mind that it's not your dog's fault. He's just being a dog and obviously can't be expected to know the difference between chewing a C-9 12 back versus say a Saga Jar Jar, right? Unless he's highly trained that is... Just like when a
Great White munches a poor surfer boy - he's just being a shark and it's what they do (eat stuff in the ocean)...

Sorry again, and good luck with things...