I Am Homer Simpson

[Scott]

Remember the Episode of the Simpsons where Homer thinks the Japanese Company used his face on Mister Sparkle Soap???

Well look what I just got in my inbox

My dear Sir,
 
Have a nice Day!
 It is our great honor to make your aquaintance at last year exhibition.Have not seen you for a long time . how are u and your buisiness ? I sincerely hope that everything goes well with you .Now i would like to reccommend our company newly innovated patented home made min ice cream maker to you  we are really willing to establish evergreen friendship and stable long-term business partner with your company.  please kindly step into our websiteh www.bestly-zs.com . now ckeck our specific  information:
 
1.FOB ZHOGNSHAN PORT : USD80/PCS
2.considering the weight, we only pack one in one carton.
3.carton  size :47.5*33.5*31.5  (L*W*H)
4.N.W/G.W  :  11KG/13KG
5.min quantities : 20 feet container, they are about 550 PCS
6.35% deposit in advance and the rest ballance against copy of bill of landing or by irrovacable letter of credit at sight.
 
For any further questions,please feel free to contact me
 
Immediate response will be highly appreciated
 
Thanks a lot for your kind cooperation in advance and best regards
 
Yours Truthly&Sincerely
 
Mr  Gao
 
20-06-2004

Soooo...go ahead and click this

http://www.bestly-zs.com

Its not a porno or virus or anything.  They think I am an Ice Cream Maker Guy!!!!!  This made my weekend

[Morgbug]

LOL, I'll take chocolate please.

[Scott]

I should take them up on their offer and become a real Ice Cream Maker Guy

[DSJ™]

Priceless!  

Hmmmmmmmmm! Rocky road!  

[Rob]

I should take them up on their offer and become a real Ice Cream Maker Guy

Sadly, I'm starting to think we'd have a better chance at getting an ICM Guy figure if you did...  

[SilverZ]

That is pure genius. Thank you for sharing - my evening is much cheerier now.  

Write back informing them that you are no longer making ice cream since Bespin was overrun by Imperials. That should blow their minds when translated.

From their site.

Do not use banana water, petrol, removing dirt and hard things to wipe

What secret liquid does China possess that warrants the name "banana water"?

[jokabofe]

that is too funny.

Do not use banana water, petrol, removing dirt and hard things to wipe

i hate it when i have hard things to wipe  

[sp00ky]

Funny... I like how the intro is spelled "Loding" instead of "Loading"..

Their ISO certification references lamp holders and fittings, but their only product is an ice cream maker.

Hmmm

Scott

[jadesfire]

That is too funny.  

Immediate response will be highly appreciated

Well??  You in business or what??

[Scott]

Episode II

My dear  sir,
 
 
Have a nice day!
 
Good health and business prosper!!! Many appreciation for your kind inquiry for our newly China patented home made min ice cream maker. you can also step into our website   http://www.bestly-zs.com to learn more about it. please also check the fowllow information:
 
1.FOB ZHOGNSHAN PORT : USD80/PCS
 
2.Considering the weight, we only pack one in one carton.
 
3.Carton  size :47.5*33.5*31.5  (L*W*H)
 
4.N.W/G.W  :  11KG/13KG
 
5.Min quantities : 20 feet container, they are about 550 PCS
 
6.Delivery time   : 25 days after the orders confirmed
 
7.35% deposit in advance and the rest ballance against copy of bill of landing or by irrovacable letter of credit at sight.
 
8.UL,CE.EMS,GS certification
 
 
 
 
for any further questions,please feel free to contact us
 
immediate response will be highly appreciated
 
thanks a lot for your kind cooperation in advance and best regards
 
Yours sincerely
 
Mr  Gao
 
07-07-2004

[SilverZ]

Thank God. These puppies are UL certified now! Sweet!

Good health and business prosper!!!

And all your icecream maker belong to us. Make your time.

[Scott]

I've written Mister Gao back and asked for a sample before I make an order



I wonder if this thing makes chocolate too?

[DSJ™]

Did you check out the specs on that puppy?

Zhongshan Xiaolan Gaoshi Electrical Ice Cream Maker

But wait there's more!    

It slices, dices...

Bucket-O-Nothing!

Don't touch that dial!

[Mister Skeezler]

This is the funniest thing ever.

Here Scott, this is for you...

A housewife in her kitchen blows a whistle, bringing Mr. Sparkle to life off of his box. He calls to her.

MR. SPARKLE:
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I
am serious?

Mr. Sparkle hovers over her dirty dishes, releasing sparkles over them. The dishes' grime disappears. Mr. Sparkle floats to the living room, where he bounces over a baby's xylophone. He then appears underwater, where three women are dancing.

MR. SPARKLE:
Get out of my way, all of you! This is no
place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?

The women stop dancing.

THE WOMEN:
What a brave corporate logo! I
accept the challenge of "Mr. Sparkle."

WOMAN I:
Awsoma power!

Mr. Sparkle blows magic dust over the girls as a graphic of a drumming monkey toy hovers in the upper left of the screen. The dust turns the girls into blue Sumos. The scene changes to a reporter interviewing a two-headed cow.

REPORTER:
Any plans for the summer?

Mr. Sparkle appears and shatters the cow. It's disembodied eyes blink at him. The scene changes to Mr. Sparkle coming at us from an orange background.

MR. SPARKLE:
For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle!

[Mister Skeezler]

I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I am serious?