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Offline Pistol Pete

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Hot For Teacher
« on: June 29, 2004, 11:27 AM »
Saw this on the Today Show This Morning

http://www.wftv.com/news/3469590/detail.html

I'd hit it



Apparently She'd Hit It too
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Offline Scott

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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2004, 11:35 AM »
"Oh wow, man !"  
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"  
"My butt, man !"  
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?  
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.  
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,  
teacher needs to see me after school.  
Chorus:  
I think of all the education that I missed.  
But then my homework was never quite like this.  
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,  
I'm hot for teacher.  
I got it bad, so bad,  
I'm hot for teacher.  
spoken:  
"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"  
"I brought my pencil"  
"Gimme something to write on, man"  
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.  
I know about this school.  
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?  
How did you know that golden rule ?  
chorus  
(guitar solo)  
"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"  
"I don't feel tardy"  
"Class dismissed
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2004, 11:56 AM »
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/0628042teach1.html

Wow what a messed up lady...they have the police report there
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2004, 01:06 PM »
Big ups to the 14 year old.
 ;D
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2004, 01:20 PM »
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2004, 01:25 PM »
Quote from: JoshEEE on June 29, 2004, 01:06 PM
Big ups to the 14 year old.
 ;D

Man alive--that kid is gonna be set for the rest of his high school career.
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2004, 02:05 PM »
This poor kid will be scarred for life. No other woman will compare. He's peaked at 14.

Sad.

Let this be a lesson to all you young'uns out there: Screw your teacher and SHUT THE **** UP!!!
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2004, 04:03 PM »
He was probably calling all of his buddies the minute she went to clean up...or maybe IM'ing them on his phone or whatever it is kids do these days
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2004, 05:11 PM »
I shouldn't be jealous of a punk ass 14 year kid, but damn.  I never had teachers that hot.
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2004, 05:46 PM »
Quote from: OCB on June 29, 2004, 04:03 PM
He was probably calling all of his buddies the minute she went to clean up...

'You mean, like, his room?
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2004, 07:53 PM »
I had a teacher that hot.





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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2004, 07:58 PM »
Maybe...but I'll bet you didn't "have" a teacher that hot.  ;D
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Offline Dressel Rebel

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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2004, 09:04 PM »
Oh shnaps.
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2004, 10:30 PM »
Ok how could that moron of a kid let such a good thing go to waste. He's doing a babe at the age of 14 and he what, goes spreads the word around to his friends and cousin? WTF? You idiot, keep it to yourself, screw the teacher and keep it going as long as you can. Moron.....
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2004, 10:33 PM »
Raging hormones don't lead one to keep his goddamn mouth shut.

I'd have hit it too. Still would.
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