Folks, I do belive I have found the cure for the common cold...well, a temporaty cure, but **** it works:
Ready?
Ok:
Red Bull
I downed 2 cans (well, one was a YJ Stinger) today over a 6 hour period ot time, and I cleared right up, became aware again, had no congestion, and I got alot of work done (side effect of the hype ****), plus my throat was no longer sore because it didnt have icky snotty **** dripping on it. It was wonderful.
I am just now coming down from my red bull induced cold cure.
*sighs and goes to find bag of cough drops*

Kevin