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Offline Famine

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The Quantum Sleeper
« on: October 13, 2004, 03:38 PM »
http://www.qsleeper.com/

Talk about overkill. I wouldn't mind one as a novelty item though.

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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2004, 03:45 PM »
If I bought this, I could sleep without my gasmask on for the first time in over 3 years!
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2004, 03:51 PM »
"The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments."

Now let me understand this.  I imagine this thing costs a pretty penny.  So if youve got that kind of cash lying around, I find it highly doubtful that you would live in this type of enviroment.

The people who really need this probably have no chance of ever even owning one due to its ridiculous price???
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2004, 03:53 PM »
Oooh, bulletproof. I haven't had a good night sleep lately knowing fellow gangsta's are out to bust a cap in my ass. 1 on order, purple velvet lining was extra.
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2004, 03:54 PM »
Senator Dayton probably just bought one :P
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2004, 03:57 PM »
Is that suppose to be a bed, or some sort of luxury coffin?
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2004, 04:13 PM »
Quote from: OCB on October 13, 2004, 03:54 PM
Senator Dayton probably just bought one :P


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Lame. 

I think Michael Jackson ordered one though...
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2004, 04:20 PM »
looks like they forgot "protection from claustrophobia" in the design.
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2004, 04:37 PM »
The site says they're not for sale yet.  They're patented and looking for investors.

You can invest, for the paultry sum of $160,000.00

Any takers?
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2004, 04:51 PM »
I'm sure if we all pitched in, we could get 1.

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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2004, 05:16 PM »
No we couldn't, because they dont' exist yet.

If we all pitched in, a hundred and sixty grand, we could invest in their production.
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2004, 05:20 PM »
I'll start the "kitty"

$2

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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2004, 05:23 PM »



$2 from me too.


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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2004, 05:25 PM »


We're up to $4

$159,996 to go!
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Re: The Quantum Sleeper
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2004, 06:34 PM »


i went a little overboard, but here's an even $200k. you guys can divvy up the remainder, or buy some pillows or egyptian cotton sheets or something.
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