Is she hot? 
I dunno. But she doesn't like Canadians.

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No one does, Ben, no one does. But at least her kid has a sense of humour.
Dressel, is 1800 cals reasonable? It seems low to me. I know they quote 2000 as the norm, but isn't that for a fairly small normal? Cutting fat is cool, but can be misleading - not a lot of fat in soda pop. I know that's not your point but it's something that gets overlooked. Everybody's worried about saturated fats, transfats, etc so they cut them out and ingest 3000 cals and wonder what went wrong.
My dear Lady, far from down hill. It's way more fun having the bulk of your mistakes in the past and laughing at people making the same mistakes as you did. All you hear is
hey, you sound like my mom and all I think is she must be pretty bright
Grow old and have fun, the alternative (s) ain't much good.
