Just trying not to piss off any of the nice, young ladies in the house... 
That's right, I'm a nice young lady.
That's why I promise here and now not to grab your ass if I drink at Celebration 3. Not that I would get drunk, either. For I shall only have a little drink and sip it casually throughout the night, and not get the least bit tipsy. I shall not grab any butts, lick any faces or necks, nor end up kissing more than one guy the same night. I have learned my lessons. I hope.
