That's right, I'm a nice young lady.
That's why I promise here and now not to grab your ass if I drink at Celebration 3. Not that I would get drunk, either. For I shall only have a little drink and sip it casually throughout the night, and not get the least bit tipsy. I shall not grab any butts, lick any faces or necks, nor end up kissing more than one guy the same night. I have learned my lessons. I hope. 
Yeah, me too!

(aside from the guy part)
BTW, what hotel did you say you were staying at again...?

Matt - TN Daniel requested that I bump this photo so you know who to look out for in Indy. He really seems to be looking forward to spending more quality time with you!
He's the one with the totally confused/Tennessee look on his face there, right? Yeah, I think I'll probably remember him. Tell him I'm looking forward to spending some time together again as well. I'll even bring his Comic Con badge back to him, if he'd like!
If he wears his big pink sweater though it would be kind of hard to tell where the sweater ends and his butt begins...
Hey, that ****'s not funny!! No table dance for you!

(actually, I often wind up dancing/grinding on
pool tables, and not regular ones)
Yes, I said grinding. What, a guy can't share a special moment with the corner pocket in order to distract his female opponent?! ****.

I better shut up now.