I've been having one of those years

It all started last spring with my Appendectomy
Since then:
Water Heater leaking/Hornets Nest/Gash on My Forehead the same day
Car Accident
Back Injury
Concussion
Son #1 Cracked Ribs and Stitches and Hospital Stay
Totalled Car
Same Week Car #2 needs $3000 in work
Buy two new used cars upping payments
Dealing with ******* insurance and bills
Retired from JD
Son #2 gets his hand burned by Vacuum Cleaner thanks to Son #1, requiring 5 weeks of daily clinic visits (don't ask)
Wife got cut from her teaching job for the third straight year
I had too much Guinness and Hot Wings the other night and my tum tum hurt all day yesterday
Such is life though, everything could always be even worse
