BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!

[Mikey D]

http://www.msnbc.com/news/936208.asp?0si=-&cp1=1

All I have to say is I'm shocked  .  This comes as a complete and utter surprise.  What a whore  

[Scott]

Son of a Gun, she might have just moved up a few spots on the hotty list

[Darby]

Get out your duck tape and gas masks!!!!

[Darth Broem]

LOL!  I saw that on ET the other night.  Man this little lady can sure get the media attention can't she?  She has literally done nothing for the past 6-12 it seems like but she still grabs the headlines.  

So, do you believe her when she says she has only had it with Timberlake and nobody else?  I don't buy it.  

[JoshEEE]

“Seriously, I haven’t had a boy in a really long time, and I’m really craving ... just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice.”

Someone give her my address.

 

[MisterPL]

Random thoughts:

- Britney who?

- Justin will be so upset. He'll kill Carson.

- I swear I had nothing to do with it.

- "Breaking" news, indeed.

- You've been Punk'd!

[JediMAC]

Random thoughts:

- You've been Punk'd!

That was a great episode she was on.  One helluva rapper she is - puts Missy Elliot and L'il Kim to shame!  Especially in that skimpy little top that she was completely spilling out of...  

So, who do you think Justin thought was better - Britney or Christina?  'Cause you just know he hit Aquilera as well, now that they're touring together.  Bet he did it just to stick the nail in Britney's coffin!  

[dustrho]

As much as I think Britney Spears is a hottie, who the hell cares if she lost her virginity?  Too bad she didn't get pregnant from it though.  

[Ben]

Britney loses her virginity, and still the world turns.

[Nicklab]

Heaven forbid!  Oh well, now that that's said, I need to get back to something important.  Like cleaning the toejam out from between my toes.

[dustrho]

I need to get back to something important.  Like cleaning the toejam out from between my toes.

What a pretty picture that must be.  

[Vator]

This deserves a big DUH!

[Mikey D]

So, who do you think Justin thought was better - Britney or Christina?  'Cause you just know he hit Aquilera as well, now that they're touring together.  Bet he did it just to stick the nail in Britney's coffin!  

I'd give it to Christina.  She is alot more experience and has been around the block alot more than a few times

[Nicklab]

I need to get back to something important.  Like cleaning the toejam out from between my toes.

What a pretty picture that must be.  

It just struck me as something more imperative to me than finding out that Britney isn't a virgin.  

[Mikey D]

sarcasm

\Sar"casm\, n. [F. sarcasme, L. sarcasmus, Gr. sarkasmo`s, from sarka`zein to tear flesh like dogs, to bite the lips in rage, to speak bitterly, to sneer, fr. sa`rx, sa`rkos, flesh.] A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.