OK, here goes... this figure is kinda like one of the minor "Holy Grail" figures, or at least he used to be...
"Damn, I'm bored of being here in this stupid box...."

"My friggin' arms are too short to reach the top!!"

"Maybe if I just pound away at this plastic, it'll break..."

"That's a start... "

"Ahhh, much better. I can feel the fresh air on my face again... oh wait, no I can't."

"Yes!! Freedom!!"

"Damn, I forgot my gun... can't shoot any RebelScum without my gun, can I??"

"Got my pistol and I'm ready to go. Not that I can actually hit anything, but... ya know, just in case."

And I was told that if I do happen to find those EU figures Jesse
2, I'm not allowed to open them. Someone here needs them for his collection

Ook: I don't have one of those things... anymore
