-Sears Clone would only be available in the holiday season for a brief time, plus its packaging would be trashed, and thanks to their deal with KB they'd be the exact same stuff KB has.
(Or it would be a Clone in "Tough Skins"...

That joke hit home for anyone here?)
-J.C. Penney Clone would only be able to be ordered through their catalogue center, and it would cost exactly 25% more than what Hasbro told them to sell it for. This is because JCP has a 25% off sale every weekend that's touted as the biggest sale they've ever had. (I worked there on my externship, that place is funny... Eye-opening to a 19 year old to work there and see how they're run from the corporate level on down).
-Diamond Comics Clone would come with a "Gotcha By The Balls" feature where the Clone looked like the comic book guy from the Simpsons, and the MSRP just had

's beside it for the various different shop's convenience....
Oh yeah, and then it would wind up at stores like Suncoast of course.