ObiWan's Journey
Yoda: Go you must ObiWan! Find A transport and go to Meet us! Face Some Ressistance you will! By the way! Hangar Tickets provided by Master Rancis they were!
ObiWan: OK!
Droid: What is your authorization number?!
ObiWan: 23412748907124890175823407589023475834920754572348057823037824671
Droid: Let me compute.....One more second................
*3 hours pass*
Droid: I think that number is completely made up!
ObiWan: No its not! Can you fake it?!
Droid: NO! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
ObiWan: DAMN! Stupid Chicken Gave me bad tickets!
Clone: FREEZE!
ObiWan: NO! Son of Jango!!!!!!
Clone: TALK NO DADDY!
ObiWan: OMG!!!!!!! More! pff! Big deal!
Clones: Remember! Shoot at his lightsaber! GL doesn't want his main characters to die so easily!
Clone: ME GOTS A BOO BOO!!!!!!
Pilot: Don't Move Jedi!
ObiWan: Naaaw! I'm a Sith! *laughs stupidly*
Pilot: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DOT COM!!! *dies*
Obiwan: HAHA! Don't Move Pilot OH HE OBEYS!!!!!!

Clone: DIE! DIE! DIE!
ObiWan: DIE! OH HE OBEYS TOO!!!! :grin:
ObiWan: Wait, a sec!
ObiWan: The Perfect Disguise!
ObiWan Trooper: I want passage to the hangar, fellow clone trooper!
Clone: K! Lemme check!
Clone: HA! HA! What do you think I am STUPID?!
ObiWan Trooper: Uh...how should I answer that
Clone: YOUR NOT A CLONE Trooper!!!!!
ObiWan: YES I AM!!!!!
Clone: Your a clone Commander!!!!!!!
ObiWan: Uh, sure lets go with that!
Clone: Man! You'd thought by now they'd get rid of those REDICULOUS jedi costumes! Man! Those freaks really liked to play dress up with us!
ObiWan: YOUR PUSHING IT!!!!!
Clone: Wait A minute clones don't have lightsabers!!!!!
ObiWan: Yes they do!
Clone: OH! Its a trophie, wait a minute! Your skin color is different! And your a jedi cuz you called me stupid!
ObiWan: OH! Shame On me!
Clone: THAT HURTS MAN!

ObiWan: You can prove yourself! Okay, How many brothers do you have?
Clone: Hmmm...Lets see, there's Jackie, bob, 34u284901, delta23142314523143, bok, sassy, winer, coboskysontermansonjonacazuky, and 38472319047831924789, and 384791074892....and wait! I can't forget about 3467132!
ObiWan: I'll get back to you on that!
ObiWan: PERFECT! That'll distract him for a while!
Clone: ITS 237829! Wait then there's jenny! Damn! What kind of soldier names himself jenny?!
intercom man who is viewing a security holocam and is smarter than the clone: WE HAVE A JEDI ON THE LOOSE!
Anakin: I've Found you!
ObiWan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I have 2343245 more payments on that! Wait! No! Its not mine! OK nevermind, so what were you saying?
Anakin: I don't know who you are jedi! But you seem familiar!
ObiWan: Man! This helmet is so blurry, I don't know who you are either!

ObiWan: But I guess I'll fight you anyway!
ObiWan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY FACE! My not so beautiful FACE!!!!!!!!
Anakin: You're lucky I want to Identify you jedi! Or else you'd be dead! But I'm Still gonna kill you, just without damaging your face!
Anakin: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Anakin: OOOOOOOOF!
ObiWan: Gotcha! :grin:
ObiWan: Is that?! Naww! It Can't Be!
Clone Intercom: There is a Jedi on the loose!
ObiWan: No time to identify the body!
ObiWan: Good thing they have more of these in the hangar! Man those Stass Allies are pegwarmers! :grin: