So last night I downed one of these

and half a can of this

, wrote a paper from midnight to 5 AM, got up at 7:45, and I'm still feeling more alert than I ever usually do on twice that amount of sleep.

I was waltzing down the dorm hallway whistling the Imperial March. I kid you not.
So apparently that **** really
does work. No doubt I'll "crash" hard in a couple hours. But hey, that's college for ya.
EDIT: -- 11:26 PM and I'm still conscious. Only a small amount of coffee and Vault input. Insane. Will turn in soon however.

....We now return to your regularly scheduled bender already in progress.

Mmmmmm ... liquor.