I like Fark's headline:
"Set Phasers to Fabulous!"
I just find it funny that I keep running into people that think not unlike myself. Not only do I not care with whom or what a movie/TV "Star" sleeps with, I also used that very same headline on a different forum that I post.

You see, I was on this other site posting when I heard the news and thought I would share it and that line was the first thing that popped into my head.