"Hey Dude I got some panama red spice, I got death sticks, I got what you want man! I'm Dr Feelgood Man. "
"First you get the death sticks"
"Then you get the credits"
" Then you get the Twileks"
Oh by the way I have an idea for an Female " confort professional". Would there be a problem with that? It's not like it would be unprecedented from previous literature.