It's not "underwear". It's a "thong", and a sexy leopard print one at that... Is that thing still up in Canada? What's the hold-up on that one, eh? From SoCal to MN to Canada, and that's it? Damn, you really do suck, Bug. 
Actually it's a bit creepy. I
was going to include those as well, but damned if I could find them in my office

After Scott sent them on up, I was waiting for a place to send them so I put them in the drawer that I keep my trading toys (Star Wars, gutter minds) in until a suitable recipient, such as Mikey, was lined up. Well, I finally get around to boxing up Mikey's gift and you think I could find those damn things? Not a ******* chance. Either I misplaced them or someone took them

Considering the backwoods, hillbilly town I work in, they might just be gone.
You kiboshed the other place I was going to send them, so now I have to find someone else to trade with.