Jeff For Fan Club President!

[Darth_Anton]

I'm hoping Steve Buscemi makes an apearance as me.

[Sprry75]

Oh, gawddammit.  Here we go, with the "talent" trying to make creative decisions....

[Diddly]

I'm totally stealing that movie idea. I have my own camera, so I can start right away. Sorry Sprry.

[Deanpaul]

Hey Brad, Tom Selleck just called and he wants his shirt back.

"I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' Deanpaul on my tombstone" - said during an interview when the interviewer asked Keanu if he had any fears.

[Morgbug]

Beware my plaid lightsaber held together by duct tape.

[Sprry75]

I'm totally stealing that movie idea. I have my own camera, so I can start right away. Sorry Sprry.

No problem because I'm way too lazy and/or flaky to ever get it done.  But I do have a screenplay already drafted.  I'll email it to you if you promise not to take out the part where Carrie (played by Angelina Jolie) comes back and gets it on with Sprry75.

[Angry Ewok]

I miss Carrie, and Beedo, and all those good folks from the old days...

Hey Brad, Tom Selleck just called and he wants his shirt back.

You should see the black one, with a mosiac of dancing pink flamingos... Matter of fact, just stick around - I'll post it later, along with some sweater shots.

[CorranHorn]

CorranHorn: Luke Wilson

No way! I get the crappy Wilson, what the ****?!!? 

[Rob]

Consider yourself lucky to get a Wilson at all - Owen's available and wants the part, but I get Justin Timberlake.


(which isn't that disappointing, but his Movie Career (is) Not As Successful As (his) Music.  )

[CorranHorn]

Consider yourself lucky to get a Wilson at all - Owen's available and wants the part, but I get Justin Timberlake.


(which isn't that disappointing, but his Movie Career (is) Not As Successful As (his) Music.  )

You're right, I retract my disappointment. You have it a WHOLE LOT worse. 

[JohnH]

If I ever get added to the cast  I would like to be played by Lily Tomlin.

And for the record, Ernest Borgnine would be a much better Philip Wise.

John

[Rob]

And for the record, Ernest Borgnine would be a much better Philip Wise.

Agreed.

[Sprry75]

**** you guys.  Carlin was born to play Phillip Wise:



(Although if your image worked, that picture might have made a compelling case for who could replace Carlin in the inevitable sequel.)

By the way, I think I hit the nail on the head with my casting of Rob.

[theottomanguy]

Forgive the newbie for chiming in on this, but I think that for Philip Wise, some obvious choices have been passed over:

Wallace Shawn:


or better yet, everyone's favorite money-hungry Ferengi,
Armin Shimmerman:


I think either would be very convincing once costumed in an appropriate "Turbodildo" tee shirt.

[Matt]

Exactly.  Now you get a co-producer credit, too.

 



You have no idea how badly I want Christopher Guest to make a mockumentary about us sci-fi/toy/collecting/computer nerds.  It'd be a ******* riot.

And I still want someone to make a custom GNT figure, too.  And then make a photonovel using it.