Firstly, let me say that I can completely understand if you want to throw those rotten tomatoes at me after reading this novel...please go ahead and throw them. :P
Friday Night Out - The (really) EU version!
Dexter: Uhh...guys...could you move a bit?
Jack Phoenix: And why on the earth would we do that?
Dexter: We're gonna have a guest...
Jack: A...dancing girl?
Aayla Secura: Not just A dancing girl, but THE dancing girl!
Lando Calrissian: Woohoo!
Blue: You go, girl!
Jack: Not a bad show at all.
Felon Yorker: See you later, guys. I'm outta here.
Jack: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Admiral Curtis Manning: Where's Dexter?
Bartender: He had something to do and he needed to leave. I'm the new bartender.

And soon...
Jack: AARRGGHH! What a pain! OWW!
Henry Phoenix: Oooofff....I feel ill...
Curtis: Guys? Guys? Oww....my stomach...
Bartender: Ho ho ho...you fools...
Han Solo: There's always a backstabber or two in this cantina...boring.
Blue: Oww...where are we?
Henry: This seems like...like...like...a Nazi fortress!
Jack: Well duh, this is one of those fortresses!
Jack: Bartender? I should have know this.
????: Bartender?! How dare you?! I'm not any bartender, it was just a disguise! Actually I'm...
Commando 1: Stop, Hitler!
????: What?! No way!
Commando Pilot: Are you all right, sirs?
Blue: Godd**n you, Phoenix! This ain't one of the Commados games!
Jack: What?
Blue: I didn't mean you...I meant the writer of these stories...this isn't
Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines!
Also, this appears to be my very first photonovel with Photoshop effects (Blue's skintone, contrast of pictures). ;D