Awwwwwwww
You guys just don't know how endearing it is to drop by good ole Jedi defender and see that you retards are still obsessing over me. And Zod, that avatar, I know I'm a sexy guy but you don't have to flaunt my beautiful mug all over your boards. Perhaps your lustful feelings for me go deeper than the other douchebags here who just can't get over themselves. And I guess the true maturity level of JD has finally boiled over the brim when a grown man needs to take the photo of the apple of his eye and alter it so all the other kids can chuckle, while other members immortalize me in their sig files.
It's a good thing you all choose to make fun of me here, where you know I can't defend myself. Must be easy to make fun of people whom you THINK won't hear about it. As far as you babies crying over being schooled over at RS for flaming me, perhaps it just never occured to you all that I may be right? Maybe DBB isn't my friend. Maybe we've had as many arguements as anyone else, and maybe Dustin's banned me for a week at a time before. Trust me I have no mods or admins in my pocket, they just happen to agree that you JD ***** need to get your flaming kicks somewhere else.
Well you're all on my ignore list over at RS (per instruction of my "friends" on the RS staff) so we won't be having any problems there. You should do the same. It would seem like the adult thing to do rather than flame me and come cry to JD about it when a mod closes your threads. Just ignore me. If you don't like me, fine. I can handle it. Honestly I don't like any of you either and could give a **** less if you fell out of ******* plane right now and died. Why? Because I don't ******* know any of you. I don't care about any of you. I know you still have these hardcore obsessions with me, but the feeling's not mutual. Get over me.
Anyways, I'm sure I'll be banned before I get any decent replies. JD has this awesome tolerance policy of banning people they don't like for the way they act in OTHER forums. Maybe that's why JD has 1,000 people who do nothing but cry about RS while RS actually has threads? But, should the lovely staff of this facility care to settle the score and let me stay do defend myself for a while as opposed to booting me and letting the one-sided bitch-fest ensue, I would be happy to partake. If not, then I'll see you next time I get around to erasing my cookies. And I will come back. I have fans to please
Thanks for all the had work and dedication at making me a legend
Love always,
Matt
PS - Way to go Skyhoucker! Oh and MAC - good seeing you again buddy!
EDIT: Just changed the title... I thought maybe something more fitting was in line for this post.
EDIT: Changed it again...
Cuz I can pud****.