The Official Bad Movie Thread

[Thomas Grey]

Okay...

to KNEEL BEFORE ZOD...

I cannot relate or say any of those movies do not belong. Please consider that we are talking about paying money to go see these in the theaters. If we are not with our kids or a spouse, we are out of there! To comment briefly (highly opinionated btw) on your choices of movies you think do not belong...
Airheads - good cable movie at best...
Bio Dome - the only good scene in BD is when 'Squirrel' is trying to break down his Baldwin's last meal based on smell. Beyond that, pure suck.
Child’s Play - Bad horror flick? Cult movie? Chuckie is novelty horror at best and stupid at best.
Dark Man - Can't even comment because I made it through maybe 1/3 of the movie and I'm a comicbook fan.
Father of the Bride - With daughter or spouse or friend that with daughter that can relate it's fine. Martin Short is too exaggerated and it's just not a good theater movie.  
From Dusk to Dawn - This is in my worst top ten. I was mortified when I watched it because I expected such amazing things. I can't even think about it, it makes me so upset.
Ghost Dad - Cosby is good for TV and stand-up. How many movies have you seen him in? Ghost Dad is proof why.
Harry and the Harrisons (I assume you meant Hendersons?) - I di mean Hendersons. My bad. Good for TV. A sit-com on the big screen. Doesn't work.
Hero (The Jet Li film?!?!!  Or is there another movie called Hero that's no good?) - I'll look into that. I am looking to contact Tony soon and I will confirm it's origin and reason.
Problem Child - Annoying to the point I wanted to rip my eyes and ears out and off.
Weekend at Bernies - It's clever for maybe 2 scenes with dead Bernie. Then it just gets old... Quick!

It's Pat and all 4 of Tyderium's are winners and in and will be added soon. I'll look into the Guttenberg site Scott. Good call and I agree, the guy is the worst. That may make Short Circuit an addition...

Thanks! I was crying over the barrel of monkeys and the Steve Guttenberg stuff.

[Vator]

It's on the list under it's culty name of ID4, maybe that's why you didn't see it.  

[Rob]

Okay...

to KNEEL BEFORE ZOD...

I cannot relate or say any of those movies do not belong. Please consider that we are talking about paying money to go see these in the theaters. If we are not with our kids or a spouse, we are out of there! To comment briefly (highly opinionated btw) on your choices of movies you think do not belong...
Airheads - good cable movie at best...
Bio Dome - the only good scene in BD is when 'Squirrel' is trying to break down his Baldwin's last meal based on smell. Beyond that, pure suck.
Child’s Play - Bad horror flick? Cult movie? Chuckie is novelty horror at best and stupid at best.
Dark Man - Can't even comment because I made it through maybe 1/3 of the movie and I'm a comicbook fan.
Father of the Bride - With daughter or spouse or friend that with daughter that can relate it's fine. Martin Short is too exaggerated and it's just not a good theater movie.  
From Dusk to Dawn - This is in my worst top ten. I was mortified when I watched it because I expected such amazing things. I can't even think about it, it makes me so upset.
Ghost Dad - Cosby is good for TV and stand-up. How many movies have you seen him in? Ghost Dad is proof why.
Harry and the Harrisons (I assume you meant Hendersons?) - I di mean Hendersons. My bad. Good for TV. A sit-com on the big screen. Doesn't work.
Hero (The Jet Li film?!?!!  Or is there another movie called Hero that's no good?) - I'll look into that. I am looking to contact Tony soon and I will confirm it's origin and reason.
Problem Child - Annoying to the point I wanted to rip my eyes and ears out and off.
Weekend at Bernies - It's clever for maybe 2 scenes with dead Bernie. Then it just gets old... Quick!

It's Pat and all 4 of Tyderium's are winners and in and will be added soon. I'll look into the Guttenberg site Scott. Good call and I agree, the guy is the worst. That may make Short Circuit an addition...

Thanks! I was crying over the barrel of monkeys and the Steve Guttenberg stuff.

Okay, in my haste I missed the qualifier about it being a movie you'd pay to see in theaters.  In that case, I withdraw my objections to all of those except for From Dusk Till Dawn and Father of the Bride.

-R

[Thomas Grey]

I amended the list a bit and made the rules a little more clear...
ID4 - Independence Day is off

added
Short Circuit
all 3 Primate movies
It's Pat
Anaconda (a movie I missed from the original list)

Exit to Eden was already there...

What's the shark movie with L. L. Cool J? That was pretty unbearable...

[SiteC]

I actually enjoyed Dragonheart, and Tremors is one of my favorite films of all time....

That said, being a fan of the series, but not the movie; where is that rape of a Joss Whedon script by the name of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer on that list?

[SilverZ]

Oops, didn't see Exit on the list there, sorry.

What's the shark movie with L. L. Cool J? That was pretty unbearable...

I believe that would be Deep Blue Sea. But Samuel L Jackson gets eaten by a shark in the middle of his big speach 1/2 way through the movie! How can that be bad?  

[Jedi Idej]

I think From Dusk to Dawn should be taken off the list. Perhaps you're confusing it with another blood-sucking movie, Vampires, which just totally sucks. C'mon... Salma Hayek or Daniel Baldwin?

A couple of movies that should be added are Godzilla (1998) and Wing Commander.

[Angry Ewok]

Godzilla '98 definately sucked.

[SPIDERLEGS]

I also didn't see "Wolf" with Jack Nicholson, Michelle Pfeiffer and James Spader. Horrible movie! I actually walked out of it and demanded my money back. They just gave me a voucher to see another movie. UGH!

Worst movie EVER. (Unless you count "Mannequin").

"Party Monster" starred Seth Green, Macauly Culkin, Marilyn Manson, and Dylan McDermott. It was an independent film, but quite successful.



I love clubs, but I ask you: does this not SCREAM suckiness?

[Angry Ewok]

Rumor has it we can all add Starship Troopers 2 to the Official Bad Movie list.

[Scott]

Can I prenominate Chronicles of Riddick?

[Thomas Grey]

Deep Blue Sea will stay off for now.

Godzilla '98 did and Wing Commander did suck. Party Moster looks pretty good from the box front. I like party movies. I'll check it out... NOT! Wolf was pretty awful considering everything (adapted from a great Jim Harrison novel, Jack Nicholson...). These will be added soon. Still working on making contact with Tony...

Dusk 'til Dawn is the worst! I will not take it off. While it had a decent cast, that didn't save the meaningless plot or flow of the movie. The script and dialogue was the worst. I was stunned at how hard it was to watch and how bad it was. I kept waiting for something profound to happen or something to save the movie and it just kept sinking.

No sequels allowed Brad. But can't imagine it will be any better than suck.

[Thomas Grey]

What's that really bad movie with Dan Akroyd and Kim Bassinger about marrying an alien? That thing sucked!

Masters of the Universe? I love Dolph, but that is even below bad. Can't nominate Punisher (the 1st one) or I come in Peace, because they have enough that is bad enough to be comical and thus they are ultimately entertaining. That's why there aren't Van Damm movies.

I suggest that someone  help with any Steven Segal movie that is not there already. He was new and pretty adept at kicking butt, but he got old quick and his 'one-liners' are beyond bad.

[Nicklab]

Rumor has it we can all add Starship Troopers 2 to the Official Bad Movie list.

Straight to video release.  It's gotta be pretty bad.

I'm surprised I haven't seen Jet Li's "The One" on the list.  That was attrocious.

I am surprised to see 8mm on the list.  I don't think it was that bad.

[Nicklab]

Please add....

Crossroads
Swept Away (the remake)