I have 1 pet at the moment. Angel she is a 135lb. hybrid wolf/shepard mix. I have had her for 11 years. She is one of the best behaved and intelligent animals I have ever had.
I'd imagine you'd like to recant this last statement right about now, 'eh Sarge? Total bummer about the Vintage collection damage.

Maybe Angel was just jealous that she never got to play with the cool Vintage stuff too, and wanted to take a crack at it when she finally had the chance...
But like you said, it was
really the (blonde) wife's fault in the first place for leaving the collection room door open...

As for me and my (blonde) wife - no pets at the moment, but we both love big dogs and will probably get a couple in a month or two when we finally get a new house (hopefully). Probably something along the lines of a Lab and/or Retriever. I love Huskies/Malamuts too, but they're not really built for SoCal so much...