Ok my turn to make a contribution to the comedic briliance that is this thread...
Today's story revolves around Shocktroopers Bob and Joe. Poor Joe has been encased in a plastic cell by the Separtists. With no hope for escape, Joe sees his life flash before his eyes, but Bob isn't giving up!
Joe: Oh this is the end, the end for sure.
Bob: Nonsense! I'll get you out in a jiffy <pulls out blaster and fires>
Joe: Hey watch where you're pointing that thing, you coulda hit little Joey!
Bob: Yeah keyword, little!
Bob: Well that didn't work, time to pull out the big artillery
Joe: Oh ****! This is not good, just leave me be!
KABOOM!Joe: Owie, owie, owie!
Bob: WHOA! That rocked!
Joe: It hurts, it hurts!
Bob: Hmmm, you're still stuck in there, gimme your hand...
Bob: Come on Joe, don't give up, you're almost free.
Joe: Forget it man, this thing is never letting me go!
Bob: Almost there, almost there.
Bob: See, I told you I'd get you out, no sweat.
Joe: Oh the horror, the horror. <Sucking thumb> I want my mommy!
Bob: Ummm, Joe we don't have a mommy. We have a petri dish.
Joe: I gotta make pee-pee.
That's All Folks!