Just had a wonderful conversation with this
mouthbreather Target employee an hour or so ago. Usually I don't disparage employees like I just did in the previous sentence, because I know they're only doing their jobs. However, this guy decided to "exercise his Target authority" and insult my intelligence, and so the struck-through insult is warranted and, literally, accurate.
Here's the conversation verbatim. I would like to point out that I remained polite and calm during the entire conversation, and that he was the only one who got "bent out of shape:"
DOCTOR PADAWAN: Excuse me sir, I was wondering if you might be able to help me.
TARGET EMPLOYEE: I guess. What do you need?
DP: Could you scan a barcode and see if you have any more of a particular assortment for me?
TE: Sure, what are you looking for?
DP: I'm looking for figures from this particular line of figures (referring to the new Unleashed, which have yet to show up, partially due to the 6 Obi-Wans and Anakins on the pegs), but not these particular figures. Since the pegs are so full, I didn't know if you might have more of the assortment I am looking for in the back.
TE: I can check to see if we have more, but I can't look for a particular figure.
DP: Yes sir, I understand. If you're not able to go back and look for a particular figure or bring them out, that's fine. I was just curious if you had any more of the assortment in the back and I could come back in a few days when they may have been stocked.
TE: I can't go in the back and look for a particular figure.
DP: I understand that sir and I appreciate your help, but I am willing to drive back out here later this week if I know that you have more in the back that may be stocked at a later date.
TE: (failing to grasp what I am asking and stating) I can't go looking for a particular figure!
DP: I understand, sir, I was just wondering if you could scan the barcode to see if there are more so I would know whether to make another trip here later in the week and...
TE: (really pissed off) EVERYTHING WE HAVE IS ON THE SHELVES!
DP: (biting my tongue) Okay, thank you for you help, sir.
Needless to say I walked out of there without doing my normal shopping that I had planned on doing due to this employee's rudeness and attempts to avoid doing something that he had agreed to do. I love how it went from "Sure, no problem" to "I can't check in the back" to "I can't scan the barcode" to "WE DON'T HAVE ANY" within the space of a minute. At no point in time did I raise my voice or express irritation with the man, nor do I think I did not clearly explain what I was asking. Thankfully, this is an exception to the rule at this Target, as every other employee outside of Senor Droolcup has been helpful and friendly with me (even if they do look at me funny coming in and leaving without buying anything most of the time).
Sheesh, between this guy and Amazon's apparent inability to actually fill orders for this wave, I'm ready to resort to Ebay if things don't look up soon.
